Sunday, August 23, 2009

Don't put the camera in the Spaghettios, darling.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Please wait to pretend to nurse until I'm done drying my hair.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Please put on underwear before you rub your butt on the floor.
No, you can't get a pet roach.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Stop hitting yourself with asparagus.